Showing posts with label Rants And Rambles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants And Rambles. Show all posts

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Hannabal Marie Talks #1

Those of you who follow me on Facebook know that I do a lot of talking.
I post lots of status's about this and that...that's and this's. 
But I can't help but feel that people are annoyed with me on there, clogging up their newsfeed with mumbo jumbo...so I have taken into consideration the idea of a mini extra portion I could do on this blog. 
A "Hannabal Speaks" section where I rant and rave about things that either intrigue me or confuse me or a mixture of both. 
I don't expect many to respond nor do I expect people to care, but at least it is in my domain and you had to visit my world to see it. 

Anywho, I have a story to tell:

While walking in the park today, an elderly woman was sitting down on the park bench. 
She didn't quite belong there, the whole scene just looked like one of those paintings where the center point is just way off. she looked like a vintage burlesque performer who'd seen better days but came to reminisce on past times....
She looked so lonely and so...tired. She had makeup on, but barely enough there..like she attempted to apply but just didn't bother. Her clothing was odd as well, something that I don't see anyone (and I do repeat) anyone...ever wear around Lodi but me...high collared shirt with ruffles, a brooch, a velvet vest and a long off-white colored skirt. 
She crossed her legs and revealed pointy toed shoes. She was something out of my very dreams. So elegant, so refined, so unlike Lodi. I decided to sit next to her and do what I do...the random chit chat. We spoke about the old burlesque, we sung old show tunes both off pitch but not caring, we confessed our love for Liza Minnelli...I swear it was like looking into a mirror. I asked for her name but she never answered...she just smiled and said that it was so sweet that I can express myself without care because men in her past life had to hide their creativity. She then just stood up, dusted off her skirt and walked in the opposite direction. It was like she just up and vanished. She was gone in a blink of an eye.
Despite the fact she thought I was a man in makeup..ehem...ehem...(haha) She was such an amazing person. Ya know those stories where people say they encountered themselves in a different point in their life? I think I might have today. It makes me wonder. It also makes me worry...will I be that old lady who remains in parks alone...thinking of all my past things...looking restless and tired....and addressing strange females as "he's"! Oh my!

xoxo

Monday, January 30, 2012

Valentine's Day. . .According To A Hopeless Wreck

Valentines day is coming up and well…with a gal like me I can’t help but be reminded how LOVELY and WONDERFUL single life can REALLY be! :3 But its not like I don’t get weird strange men after me…oh I have been asked out by soooooo many men who are far from the definition of “trust-worthy” 

So without discussing with all ya fine folks, I thought I’d tell you…In sing-song:

If You Love me prove it
Don’t say it…DO IT!!
there is one thing you must understand, boo!
if you lie to me or cheat on me
Sleep around and try to leave me
I will take a knife and kill you! 

Like A Fish, I'd Gut You!
Pickle your intestines and fuck you!
and I'd keep all your eyes in a jelly jar!
Next to me in bed would be your petty little head
and your penis? I will keep ya right where you are!

Since you told so many lies, I'd cut out your eyes
and stuff them down your very throat
rip off your lips and tie a brick to your hips
just to make sure you don't "accidently" float

"Be Mine Forever" 
How About Not Now, Not Ever?
So Enough With Your Stupid Confessions
I'm Beyond Despair, Been Damaged Like Dirty hair
Its FAR From Teaching Spoiled Brats New Lessons!

Lets Not Talk, At ALL My Dear
So I'll Chop Your Mouth, From Ear Ta Ear
"How 'Bout A Smile, For Old Times Sake?"
Reach In and Find, Just In The Nick Of Time
Stretchy Vocal Cords About To Quiver and Shake

HUSH HUSH Sweetie
Your Really Quite Meaty
So I'll Make Sausage Out Of The Rest Of You
Have Your Flesh With Wine
Right Before Dinner Time
That'll Do Pig, That'll Do!

Or Maybe I'll Let You Talk
(If You Even Still Can)
About How A Woman Is Pathetic
and How YOUR Such A BIG MAN
I'll let You Decide Your Fate
Stay Alive Or Die Like A Hero
Since We All Know Your So Damn Great
But Make It Fast, Cuz I Hate Having To Wait!

Time is running out, No time to scream and shout
Whats the use of the definition of mingle?
For this is not the work of a weird and creepy jerk
this is the sad and lonesome state
of a girl without a date
On valentines day when your still fucking single!

Yeah. . .serious Shit. . .Haha! I was bored and since Everybody On Facebook Lately Has Been Posting Lovey-Dovey Kissy Kissy Crap, I Couldn't Help But Be Forced Into This Sort of Emotional Wreck-like Thingy! x'D 

Plus, I'm Not Good With This Holiday. . .It makes me all jealous of other happy couples and whatnot! x'D hahhaa

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I HAD to do this. . .someone had to stand up for the single revengeful folk! x'D haha <3

Thanks For Reading! xD
xoxo
Hannabal Marie